Drake appears ready to spill some tea following the colossal blowup of Kendrick Lamar’s diss track, “Not Like Us.” Yes, the man who gave us “Hotline Bling” but not exactly a ring is allegedly pressed—and trying not to show it—over being lyrically spanked by King Kendrick on the biggest stage of all: the Super Bowl Halftime Show. Nothing says “I’m upset” like “I’m not upset,” right?
In a since-deleted (maybe, maybe not) Instagram post, Drizzy wrote, “U know I grew up non-confrontational and always treated this game as a sport where my pen won gold,” adding that we should see his “honesty” as “clarity, not charity.” And in case you didn’t notice him sigh heavily into the mic, he threw a lil’ emoji in there—because that’s how you signal seriousness when you’re definitely, absolutely, 100% not bothered.
Of course, insiders claim Drake is furious about Kendrick’s “Not Like Us,” a track that apparently suggests Drizzy’s no saint. To make matters spicier, Drake’s also suing his (and Kendrick’s) record label, accusing UMG of promoting a song that calls him a pedophile (yikes) and encourages “violent retribution” (double yikes). Yet, Drake insists he’s the chill one in all of this.
Naturally, the comment section erupted faster than Drake’s tears on a slow jam:
- “If he doesn’t stop that Zoolander face…”
- “Bro is not cooking—he’s trying so hard to seem unbothered.”
- “A MINORRRRRRR.”
- “Drake…you lost. Accept it.”
And let’s not forget the comedic gems like “When Ted Bundy said he was ready to talk to the FBI,” or “Drake’s new single gonna be called ‘No, I Don’t!’” And somewhere in the chaos, someone declared, “A lawsuit is pretty confrontational,” which is basically the comedic mic drop of the century.
Between fans telling Drake to “move on,” “just let it go,” or kindly go away—plus the ones whining “Who asked?”—it’s clear the internet’s synergy is 90% savage, 10% comedic gold. Meanwhile, Drake’s doing his best “non-confrontational rapper” routine, reminding everyone it’s 2025 and that he’s all about positivity…while simultaneously dropping legal bombs on his label and shading K-Dot in subtle Instagram jabs.
So, for those keeping score: Kendrick is apparently unstoppable, Drake’s trying to be unstoppable and unflappable (emphasis on trying), and the internet’s out here with popcorn waiting to see if the 6 God can out-rap or out-lawsuit his way out of these allegations. Will Drake find redemption on the ‘Gram or in the courtroom? Stay tuned—because if there’s one thing we know, it’s that rappers and receipts go hand in hand like Drake and heartbreak ballads. Get your popcorn, folks—this show has only begun.
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